Meet Astralagus.

He’s not going to revolutionize your codebase. He’s not going to one shot Salesforce. But he is going to double your Astra usage. *gasp* (maybe)

Astralagus is tired. He’s been coding for months and every time he thinks he might get a weekend off, a new model drops. Only this time, it’s a good one.

Astralagus doesn’t care if you use React or Vue, Tailwind or Python, C++ or TypeScript — he only cares about one thing:

TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLDMAXIMIZING YOUR PLAN.

How does he work?

He doesn’t. No need to run him locally. No need to install him. He’s one md file. That’s it.

Copy.Paste.Done.

Thank him later.
— Astralagus